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                      ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS
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                     written by: paranoidxe
                     date: nov. 2004

First off her CD sucks, the girl basically talks through her album or
she tends to go all whiney when she raises her voice. There are no 
good messages coming from her lyrics and she probably didn't write
her lyrics herself.

Nevermind her goof up on Saturday Night Live, you know why people 
lip sync to their songs? it is because they have no talent what-so-ever
because they need a studio to sound decent. Even in this case she sucks
with a studio too.

Her excuse for the SNL screw-up? Acid Reflex..hahaha! Tell me another one,
instead of just admiting she can't sing she has to go out and make a
bogus excuse for why she sucks.

Her career is strictly based on her sister, this is the only reason
she made sales in the first place. Jessica Simpson is about 10 times better
than that of Ashlee at least she has a voice and a little bit of talent.

The Ashlee Simpson Show? come on now, what a freakin joke. Talk about trying
to follow in your sisters shoes by having your own MTV show. 

This girl has got to find something she accels in instead of mooching off her
sisters name. Come on, honestly ask yourself..would she be here today if she
didn't have a sister that was as popular as jessica..yeah thats what I thought
too.